You're not my type I could tell we wouldn't get along

Odd couple of the moment: Jack Nicholson and Kate Moss. If you find youself saying,"But they're so different...what could they possibly have in common?" then you can check out the hard core evidence of their biorhythmic compatibility. 71 %....that's still passing.

And it looks like it's dance off number two for Britney (via Ashley). I wonder what moves she used...the sprinkler? The shopping cart? The cabbage patch? My personal fave is the snake around the neck, but I usually only pull that one out while panhandling at Venice Beach. I wish I was a better dancer b/c if there's one thing I love to do, it's dance. Unfortunately, I have to be pretty intoxicated to feel comfortable enough to let loose on the dance floor...and the intoxication affects my motor skills, thus making me an even more terrible dancer. It's a catch-22.

Why do celebrities always feel the need to get married? It just complicates things and it rarely works out. Now Avril is jumping on the teenage marriage bandwagon (Is there a bandwagon? If not, I'll be happy to help decorate one). *note: I do realize this is yesterday's news...but I didn't feel like talking about it yesterday. I bet they don't even make it to the altar. $20...who's with me?

F*ck...I've been swamped today. I thought it would be slow since most of Hollywood shut down for the holiday, but no...people keep calling and making me have to work. I wasn't expecting this, I was looking forward to a leisurely afternoon spent surfing the net and waxing philosophically about life and relationships.

When I graduated high school, I went to a graduation party where we took a photo of everyone posed together at Applebee's (small town...few options) and then we signed frames in which to put the photos...like a yearbook...but a picture frame. I think people signed things along the lines of "Good luck" and "I'll miss you"....however, I chose to write this: "Make visible what, without you, might have never been seen" (random quote I found on my friend, the internet). I wonder if anyone took this to heart? Somehow I doubt that...even I didn't listen to my own advice. Has anyone I know or knew achieved anything close to greatness? It's depressing when you think about it.

On a positive note..."The Apprentice" comes on tonight. That makes me happy. I'm also feeling kind of sh*tty so I can't wait to go home, get into my pajamas, and lay on the couch. Aaaahhhhh.....
Reagan